I was swimming in a large indoor pool yesterday when I noticed a disgustingly obese guy standing in the .....?

Get your own private pool and you won't have these problems, imagine the things people do when nobody is looking, gross, public pools are like public bathrooms, I stay away from them. It is not a crime only if he was defecating, or trashing the pool or the beach. Complain to management, but realizing how disgusting this is, I wouldn't waste my time, I'd simply stay away from a community pool, disgusting!